Meeting Prophets Bible - The Ultimate Guide to Redundant Meetings

Meetings, meetings, everywhere. But have you ever wondered what lies beyond the veil of pointless discussions and unnecessary meetings? Welcome to the Meeting Prophets Bible, where we'll guide you through the most redundant meetings of all time.

Here's a brief table of contents:

• Appendix: Meeting Prophets' Secret Handshake
• Annex: Meeting Prophets' Guide to Meeting Etiquette
• Bibliography: Books to Read Before Your Next Meeting

Chapter 1: The Art of Redundant Meetings

def meeting_spaace():
  print("Welcome, meeting prophets!")
  print("We'll meet for 3 hours today.")
  print("Don't worry, it won't be long.")
  print("We'll meet again tomorrow.")
  return "Meeting Prophets' Seal of Approval"

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Stay tuned for more meeting-related wonders in the following chapters:

• Annex: Meeting Prophets' Guide to Meeting Etiquette
• Bibliography: Books to Read Before Your Next Meeting
• Appendix: Meeting Prophets' Secret Handshake

Join us in our next meeting, where we'll discuss... nothing.

We'll see you there, meeting prophets!